beautiful woman vs pious husband

There was this beautiful woman, who wanted to get married, but she wanted a very pious husband, so she said that she will marry the man who recites the whole Quran every single day, fasts for the whole year and stays awake and worship Allah all throughout the night. She was a very beautiful woman, and a lot of suitors wanted to marry her, but they knew they couldn't fulfill the conditions she set.

Until this one man stepped forward and said he could fulfill them. So the Imam got both of then married. After the first night of the marriage, the wife sees that the husband doesn't recite the whole of the Quran, nor does he fast, nor does he stay awake in the worship of Allah, she decided to let it roll on for a few weeks to see if there were any changes, there weren't, so she filed a complaint and asked for a divorce.

They are both taken in front of the judge, and the judge askes, "what were the conditions of the marriage?" the man replied, "they were for me to recite the whole Quran daily, keep fast for the whole year and to worship Allah all throughout teh night." The judge asked, " did you fulfill them?" the man calmly answered, "...yes." The jude answer, " u lie, your wife has said that u don't, that's why she's asking for a divorce."

But the man insisted that he had fulfilled the conditions, so the judge asked, "did u recite the full Quran everyday?" The mna answered " YES". The judge , baffled asked,"how? how u can do that?" The man coolly answered, " i recite SURAH IKHLAS three times a day and according to Prophet MUHAMMAD SAW, reciting surah IKHLAS three times is equivalent to reciting the whole QURAN." The judgde was intrigued, so he asked, "how did u fast the whole year?" the man answered," i fasted for the whole month of Ramadhan then kept anathor six fasts in the month of SHAWWAL, according to PROPHET MUHAMMAD SAW, keeping all of the fast of Ramadhan then keeping six fasts in the month of SHAWWAL, is as u have fasted for the whole year.."

The judge remained silent, he couldn't give a reply saying the man was wrong, so finally he asked, " how didi u stay awake all night and worship ALLAH, when ur wife saw u sleeping?" The judge thought the man couldn't be able to answer this one, but the man, cool as a cucumber answered, " i prayed SALATUL ISHA with jamaat, then the next day prayed SALATUL FAJR with jamaat, according to PROPHET MUHAMMAD SAW, the one who prays SALATUL ISHA n SALATUL FAJR wiht jamaat, it is as if he had stayed up all night worshipping ALLAH." The judge sat there looking at the man, the final verdict was about to be released...He said to the man and his wife, "go....just go, there is nothing wrong with this marriage."


p/s: BETWEEN INTELLIGENT AND WIT, MANNERS INDEED ARE BEST THAT FIT..=)